TheMacJedi

I went to Popeye’s today for lunch with my friend Shawn. He didn’t order a meal just a couple individual items.

So when his order was ready the guy at the register brought his order to counter and yelled through the store “Two Spicy Breasts”.

LOL, it was pretty damn funny.

I keep going through my house yelling (with an Italian accent for some reason) “Two Spicy Breasts”.

My wife and girls have been gone for the weekend and noticed something that I never really gave much thought.

When I’m alone, I sing a lot and talk to myself. And it’s not even songs that I sing, it’s whatever I’m doing at the time.

For example on the way down stairs I’m singing “I like going down the stairs, yes I do, yes I do. I like getting to the bottom.”

If someone had pointed it out before today I would have said “No I don’t” right before saying “Yes, yes I do, yes I do”.

Do you know someone with A.D.D.? What can you do to help?

Usually the only thing you can do to help is inform them of their problem. Send them an email say hey “You forgot to attach the document to the email again”.

Attachment Deficit Disorder, they don’t know if you don’t tell them.

This morning I needed something from the mall and arrived about 30 minutes before the stores opened. As I pulled in I saw an older gentleman (with Einstein hair) get out of his car which was parked in a handicapped space. I parked and made it to the door almost the same time he did. The mall opens early for mall walkers so I went on in and sat at table and waited for the stores to open.

What’s funny is that the old man that parked in the handicapped space walked around the mall for at least the half hour I waited for the stores to open. If that man is a mall walker then why does he need a handicapped space?

I thinks funny when regular people spend 5 minutes trying to find the closest possible parking space to a store or mall, then proceed to walk around that store for hours. If you’re going to be walking for hours anyway why can’t they just park further away as soon as they get there?

I think it’s extremely funny in more ways than one. SAV A STEP being one of the few remaining quick marts to allow smoking.

Now you can get your smokes and a ride to your final resting place.

My daughter just left for the American Girl store in Chicago with my wife her friend and daughter. They’re going to be there over night and do stuff, my daughter is extremely excited.

When they were all in the car only seconds from leaving my daughter said “Momma, can I bring my computer?” I just started laughing. I’m so proud.