Category Archives: Humorous

My first three Twitters or Tweets

I grabbed a snapshot of my first three twitters or tweets as people are calling them. My first and oldest tweet is at the bottom.
Look at the dates between my second tweet and my third tweet. Now that’s commitment to a joke. I wanted to tweet several times before that but resisted. Then I [...]

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How I Met Your Mother

Yesterday Karen and I were watching the latest episode of How I Met Your Mother. During the “The Bracket” episode “Anna” who thought Barney was Ted Mosby said she had created the website http://tedmosbyisajerk.com/. I immediately paused my TiVo, Karen gave me the look because she knew I was going to look it up and [...]

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Firefly: Our Mrs. Reynolds

Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill em’ right back.

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“It’s in my purse” What does this mean to you?

Have you ever ask a woman for something and she said “It’s in my purse?”
To me this means searching the house for her purse because you thought you knew where it was. Then looking for it in the regular drop zones.
Success, I’ve found the purse. But it’s empty because she’s changed purses again.

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You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…

My wife uses Quicken for all of our business and personal finances. She will occasionally use a feature called “Scan for Bills” where the software will look through all of our accounts and try to determine if there are any payments made which occur frequently enough to consider a regular bill. When doing a search [...]

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Funny, Very funny.

Last night after finishing some shopping I was leaving Target. I was behind two middle age ladies and we were walking past cars in the lot.
As we walked a car near the ladies honked it’s horn and startled one of the ladies. It’s was hard to tell where the honk came from.
As I passed the [...]

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